Friday, February 4, 2011

The Evening "Quickie"


Length of Shower: Quick 6 min.--Taking a shower before going out on the town is important, but is it necessary?  I think this depends on the night lying ahead.  

To take the shower or not to take the shower; that is the question.  

Are you going out by yourself?  No shower needed.

Are you going to a movie with your close friends? No shower needed. 

Are you going on a first, second or third date with someone?  Yes, take the shower!  

Are you headed to a club to dance the night away?  No.  Surprised?  Here's why; because you will just end up becoming sweaty in an hour at the club anyway.  

What about double date with another couple?  Um…I would have to say shower just because you never know if it could lead to some close or intimate moments like all of you squeezing into a car/cab/restaurant booth together or a game of strip poker or something like that.  

Are you going to be meeting the President of the United States?  Maybe.... that depends on whether you voted for him or not.

Are you meeting up with some hippies in Golden Gate Park?  Definitely no shower needed.

Are you meeting up with your in-laws for an intimate dinner?  Well, do you like your in-laws?  Actually, either way you should probably shower for that type of dinner.  

Finally, what if you are going out by yourself but might meet up with people later?  Then, I will leave that up to your own judgment (but my advice would be yes, take the shower). 

No matter what your plans are the most important thing is always remember to have a stellar, legendary, unforgettable, good time…with our without a shower!

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