The Perfect Food

Length of Shower: 30 minutes or less -- I admit it, I love pizza.  But really, who doesn't?  I mean it's kinda like the perfect food.  It is round, which makes it unique not only among food but also in geometric terms because it has no sides or edges.  Yet when you cut it to serve it becomes a triangle, which I am told is the best shape for building anything.  But the triangle also makes it super easy to eat because that first bite fits perfectly in any size mouth!  Speaking of eating, that is another aspect that makes it so wonderful.  You can eat pizza with a fork or with your hands and no one on any social level will judge you for it either way.  Pizza can be eaten without judgement for any meal at any time.  You can eat it for lunch, dinner, or even for breakfast.  Pizza can be enjoyed while in an atmospheric environment, like Chuckie Cheese, or can be delivered in a number of ways right to your door.  See!

Also, maybe the best thing about pizza, you can put any toppings on pizza and it works for any diet.  You love to pack on the meat?  Perfect, there is the meat lover's pizza.  You dont' eat meat?  No problem, there is the all veggie pizza.  You like a little of both?  Great, because we can place both meat and veggies on the same pizza!  How about if you want seafood?  We have that too, just add some anchovies.  No matter what your taste or preference, pizza can solve all your dietary needs and desires.  "What about gluten free?" you say.  While that is tougher it can still be done.  That's right, you can find gluten free pizza crusts in most super markets and it can be enjoyed at places like UNO Pizzaria.  Yup, pizza is the perfect food, period.

So let me get this straight for clarity sake.  Pizza is perfect because you can eat it at anytime of the day and with any social class, you can eat pizza with utensils or with your hands, it fits perfectly in any size mouth, and it comes in geometrically friendly shapes.  Pizza can serve any diet at any time and can even be delivered right to your door.  What food can top that?  None my friends, because pizza is the perfect food!  Now, I'm hungry, where did I put those pizza menus?