Length of Shower: 7 min--I consider myself a smart person, but I don’t understand how shampoo or conditioner works. I mean how can something make my hair softer or smoother, or more curly or less curly, or more or less hydrated? Hair is dead. The same thing with fingernails. I know that there is stuff out there that promises to make fingernails stronger and grow faster. How? They are dead, people! I mean I get how my hair grows and so it needs to be cut, but how can you make it softer? Cavemen didn’t have shampoo. So, really shampoo just makes our hair LOOK healthy. Ah ha! I bet the same people who prepare dead bodies are the one’s who brought shampoo onto the market. They discovered some ‘special soap’ that made dead people look more alive and then they thought, “Hey, what is something that’s dead that all people have? Hair!” And then they sold it to us with a funny name and went on to make millions, right? They probably have tons of secrets they are holding from us and just waiting for the right time to release them to the world. Or maybe they feel they got burned when they released the ultimate product for research to a guy named Jesus the day before he raised Lazarus from the dead. Jesus got all the credit and they didn’t so now they are gun shy about letting us in on the other products. Now they have a secret society keeping all their secrets hidden until the “right time”; whenever that is. I bet they are watching me write this right now and I will be dead before the day is out just so they can keep it secret. Or maybe I’ve seen too many suspense/thriller/conspiracy movies……na, that can’t be it.
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