Issue #1: The Toilet Seat

Length of Shower: What really matters is whether the curtain was open or closed when I got there, I guess --Issue at hand:  The toilet seat belongs up or down?  Begin problem solving now...

Ok, So what's the deal with this whole "Toilet Seat Issue" ladies?  I mean seriously.

First of all, someone explain to me why the seat has to remain in the prime "downward" position all the time.  Are you ladies all such princesses that you can't simply lean over a couple inches and drop, or lift,  the thing so you can sit?  Or is it that you are all in such a hurry EVERY TIME you use the bathroom that you don't look to see if the seat is down?  That just doesn't make sense.  I mean why would you not look to see where you are about to place your BARE BOTTOM?  Plus, I would think that it only takes one time falling into a toilet for you to look every time!  Are the seats always in prime position in a women's restroom?  Come to think of it, do they even need toilets in there that have seats with hinges?  I can't think that they would, but I know that they do.  Why?  I mean if men can have specially made "toilets" called urinals why can't women have specially made toilets where the seat is always down and in that ever so important prime position?  They should.  Someone needs to invent the perfect toilet for females and make millions.  (But if you just read that and actually go onto do it, then I claim a 5% fee for initiating the idea.)  

Secondly, why is it that we, as men, have to put it down after we are done doing our business?  Why can't you ladies put it UP for us?  I mean we can be in a hurry sometimes too and not want to lean over and make some adjustment before letting our juices flow.  If we want sexual equality why can't the toilet seat swing both ways?  

Ok, how about a compromise.  Let's just pee or poo however we want all the time and after we are done we ALL, male and female alike, put the actual lid down.  I'm talking about the seat cover.  After each bathroom visit, regardless of sex or what you did, everyone just puts the actual lid down.  That way we all have to make an adjustment both before and after doing our bathroom business.  That way no one pees where they shouldn't (men) and no one falls into the toilet (women) without it being their own fault.  

Agreed?  Yes!  A solution to one of the many issues in the battle of the sexes.  Case Closed.  Problem solved.  Everyone wins.  

Next issue: World Peace.  Bring it on!