Length of Shower: I lost track of time exfoliating my skin-- So, I am a man. That is pretty concrete and non-disputable. I am also single. Therefore I am what is commonly called a "bachelor." So, by the rules of manhood and especially bachelorhood I should only have two things in my shower: one shampoo bottle, and one bar of soap. And I do, in fact, have those two things. But I discovered a wonderful object the other day and have now added it to my shower and I like it! This item would be my new shower friend; the LOOFHA.
What a wonderfully colorful and handy tool for getting my skin cleaner than it has ever been. And not to mention softer and smoother. I don't care what you guys say about me, I love my loofha. After cleaning with my luffa I not only feel cleaner and smoother but also slightly more confident and even a little sexier. Does that make me gay? No! Does that make me less of a man? No! Does that make me metrosexual? Maybe, but I don't care.
My loofa adds so much to my shower experience that has been missing for way too long. The excellent exfoliation is one thing but it also adds the color to my otherwise slightly boring looking shower. Plus, my loofa kinda reminds me of my favorite bathtub toys as a kid; only this is a toy for an adult. My loofha adds a feeling of slight scrubbing that makes me feel I am actually getting cleaner. So much better than just using a bar of soap on my body...Ugh! Finally, the loofa hangs in my shower independently of any shelf or ledge to sit on. It just hangs there with its brilliant lime green color watching carefully over it's domain until I need to step in and use it. Because of all this I will say it again, I love my new loofa!
On a side note, there are three acceptable ways to spell "loofa" and they are all represented in the above blog :)
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