The "Looking Good" light

From this......

....to THIS!

Length of shower: Not sure, it was dark in there today. -- Have you ever noticed that when the lights go down everyone looks better?  They do.  I was sitting at a restaurant the other night with a female friend of mine (just a friend) who is average looking.  We started early in the evening and were engrossed in our conversation for a long time.  Long enough to be there through the point of the sun going down and therefore the light getting lower in our area of the restaurant.  That's when I found myself strangely attracted to this person I never before found attractive.  I kept this a secret to her but kept looking at her like she was strangely beautiful.  That's when we walked out of the restaurant and into the bright lights of the parking lot and I realized she was back to the way I always saw her and I realized it was the low lighting!

I'm pretty sure that's why bars lower the lights, so that the ugly people can stay and keep drinking.  And also so those same people have a chance to get laid.  What?  I'm just being honest.  How many of you have sex with the lights on?  Not many right?  Because you know, whether consciously or unconsciously, that both you and your partner are better looking and therefore sexier in low light.

All this, not to mention that after the sun goes down everyone starts looking better and dressing better.  Ever see a nice dressed man on the beach sunning himself?  No.  partly because it's hot and he wants to be cool with less clothes on, but also because it's so bright out.  But if you find that same guy later in the day after the sun has dropped he is probably wearing a great pair of pants and is sporting a button down hip-looking shirt with a nice dinner jacket over it.  And he is looking good.  And next to him is a steller looking woman who earlier in the day on the beach you could have sworn was his grandmother but now she is in 3-inch heels with a tight purple short skirted dress that is low-cut in the front and her face that had wrinkles and white cream all over it earlier now is smooth and colorful!  Why?  It's all because of the lowering of lights, I'm sure of it!