Put Those Clothes ON, baby!

Length of Shower: remembering to take all my clothes off was key today --Men love to look at naked women.  This is a fact; and not one that any of you are surprised to learn, I'm sure.  Just look at the number of strip clubs in any major city, hundreds of them.  But there is a secret about men that very few women know.  That secret is: there is something utterly sexy about watching a woman put ON clothes.

Ah yes, ask your man ladies and if he is honest he will tell you that while he lays in bed in the morning claiming he doesn't want to wake up yet, what he is really doing is secretly watching you dress yourself.  It is something backwards in logic but as mesmerizing to watch as a woman striping.  The time of the day matters not, but we men can get a strange, light turn on from watching a woman step into a skirt as much as watching her step out of it.

I would love to tell you why this is, but I can't, because I don't know the reason.  I can theorize that it has something to do with the movements.  Perhaps the same movements and fluid motions take place when putting on clothes as taking off and something about that reminds us men that we recently saw you naked and so the very reminder of that is a turn on.  Or it could have something to do with the excitement of getting to see something that's meant to be private.  Like the sensation a "peeping Tom" would get.  It's also possible that we feel we are getting access to the secrets of what makes our woman look so amazing when she is fully dressed; something like the excitement of learning the magicians secrets.  Whatever it is the fact still remains that watching a woman put those layers of clothes onto her magnificent frame can be erotic in it's own right.

I don't make this stuff up, I just put it out there for discussion.  So, discuss among yourselves and in your bedrooms and while you do consider if strip clubs should have private rooms where men watch the dancers put back on their clothes after they have stripped them all off.  Hmmm, something to consider, no?