With Age Comes Wisdom, I guess.

Length of Shower: In a conventional shower Set water to 125 degrees and shower for 8-12 minutes --Today in the shower I kept a running tally of the interesting things I have learned since turning 29 again.  It is true that things change as you age and so most of these things are gems of wisdom that used to be true but age has changed them.  I share this list with you now...

1. You can no longer eat an entire box of Mac-N-Cheese in one sitting without repercussions to your stomach later
2. If you are still at a bar and alone and are the oldest one there after 1AM; just go home.
3. Losing your hair does not mean you are losing your soul or mind.
4. Getting drunk the night before no longer means you can be a normal functioning human being before noon the following day.
5. When drinking the night before drink lots of water before bed
6. Is it me or has music gotten louder in every club, bar and restaurant lately?
7. You must now stretch before doing any sort of athletic venture or you will seriously hurt yourself.
8. Stop hitting on people below the age of 25, it's just creepy.
9. It is OK if someone calls you "sir" and is not a reason to fly off the handle
10. 3-day "binges" are now out of the question
11. It is no longer "cute" or in anyway acceptable to play on the playground unless you are with someone under the age of thirteen
12. Drinking wine is now considered "distinguished and sophisticated."
13. Stop ordering Chicken McNuggets from McDonald's for yourself.  That's just weird now.
14. Having enough fiber in your diet actually matters now
15. The Yankees will always be hated by most sports fans.
16. Move to a warmer climate.  You can always visit winter if you miss it.
17. Few things will re-energize you or keep your life in perspective better than spending an hour with someone under the age of nine.
18. Grey hair can make you "distinguished" to others, but normally just makes you feel old.
19. Yes, college kids do get younger every year.
20. Talking to yourself in public can make you endearing, but not for another 10 years
21. Your farts no longer have any chance of not having an odor to them, keep that in mind
22. Waking up after 9am is now considered "sleeping in"
23. Learning something new everyday and having hope for tomorrow are the keys to staying young at heart.