Women or Men?

Length of Shower: It's who was in the shower that counts --The other day I was doing a little people watching.  This is something I like to do on occasion just to stay in touch with my fellow humans...plus it's gets me out of the house when I'm bored.  But the other day I noticed something so glaringly obvious but not something I had ever really taken account of before.  Woman are just better to look at then men.

There it is, I said it.  A generalization, yes, but one that I really mean to generalize about.  As a whole, men are ugly and woman are beautiful.  I think even if I weren't a man, this statement would still be true.  Woman are just easier to look at.  They are "easy on the eyes" so to speak. Woman are softer, have more curves (which is appealing to everyone), better and more interesting hair, they are gentler with their movements and they have a lot more options in clothing style and color than do men.

Now, its not to say that some men are not very good looking.  I mean I would stare at Brad Pitt all day too, unless there was a beautiful woman next to him.  Look just at the very basic way we are put together.  Men are just kind of like blocks of wood put together and stacked on top of one another.  Where as women are seemingly made from clay.  It's like God just kinda threw us men together first to kinda practice on and get a general idea of how to build a human, but then God took time making the female.  God used specific and highly intricate detailing tools when making the female.  It's kinda like the old joke is true, "God wanted to make a creature in God's own image and so God created man.  Then God took one look and knew he could do better and that's when God created the female."  I kinda feel like maybe that is true.  I mean if we took the best looking guy we can find (Brad Pitt or Hugh Jackman or whoever you want) and placed him next to an average looking female and took a vote I think the female would still win.

All this really leads to one big question that HAS to be asked: why are all women not lesbians?  I mean thankfully for us men that's not the case, but why it isn't this the case?  I think I may never know.