Eyebrows

Length of Shower: Not sure, but on the shorter side. --Eyebrows.  These are curious things.  Two large and rectangular bunches of hair smack in the middle of your face.  Ok, they aren't exactly in the middle of your face but they are close enough.  Like two bushes that frame the front door of the average house, eyebrows would look odd if they weren’t there, but all the same, why are they there?  No one really knows.  

Oh sure, eyebrows keep sweat on your forehead from dripping into your eyes, but otherwise why are they there?  Shade from the sun?  I don't think so.  They don’t really stick out far enough from your head for that.  What about providing warmth?  Well, they don’t really cover enough surface area for that.  So, I guess it’s just the sweat thing really.  Other than that they are kind of an annoyance.  

Take mine for example.  In the last couple years mine have seemed to grow uncontrollably!  They look fine when I examine my face before heading to bed but by the time I wake up it seems like two small bears have decided to take a nap on my face.  Two rather large ungroomed bears who's hair seems to grow at uneven rates and lengths.  I swear that over night they feel the need to grow to “old man” length and bushiness.  

Why do they do this?  I just don’t know.  It’s not that cold in my bedroom that they should feel the need to cover my face and keep it warm.  And while I’m not sure, I don’t think that I sweat that much during the night that they should feel the need to become bushier just to save my eyes from dripping sweat.  Not to mention I sleep lying down so sweat wouldn't drip into my eyes anyway.  I sometimes just want to avoid the nuisance of them all together and get them waxed off, but that would kind of kill my budding career as a "normal" looking person.  I mean if I shave them off, then I might as well get tattoos all over my body and as many piercings as possible and join a motorcycle gang just to justify (and provide free security for) my lack of eyebrows. 

On second thought, I think I'll just stick with trimming them every couple days and hope for the best.