Friday, January 27, 2012

I Dream Therefore...



Length of Shower: If I dream of showering does that cleanse my mind of dirty thoughts? --So I awoke today with another fantastical story of a dream.  This often happens and I never know if it is just another great story rolling around in my head or if it has meaning for my life. I don't remember the entire set up to the dream but the end is all I can recall.  It went like this.....

I was a knight in medieval times.  My father was as well and we were searching through some caves frantically trying to make our way to some heart.  We needed this special heart to save someone, I think it may have been to save either my mother or my grandfather I'm not sure which.  Every once in a while the world would shake like an earthquake.  As if finding this heart and saving whomever it was we were supposed to save would also stop the earthquakes and therefore somehow save a lot more people....dare I say a "kingdom" of people.  

As we were rushing our way through this massive maze of caves we would come across certain challenges that had riddles attached to them.  Solving the riddle would assist us in solving the physically challenging obstacles and thus help us get closer to the heart that no one else had ever made it to.  One of the riddles from my dream involved trying to find a way across a large body of water and the riddle was "I come around at least once a year, shine the sun on me and I'm gone forever, salt will make me disappear, but most folks like me without fear."  The answer is ICE.  So we somehow were able to make the water into ice and get across it.  Anyway, to make matters more frantic we had an old, evil wizard who was following us.  He knew the answers to all the riddles but couldn't make his way through the challenges himself or tell us the answers for some reason.  He was following us because he needed the magic heart also.  We knew that, but decided we would deal with him when we had to....we just had to get to the heart.  On the final challenge another quake hit and the cave began to collapse.  It separated my father from me but the evil wizard somehow got onto my side of the collapsed rock.  The obstacle was also destroyed and I was able to make my way up to an opening in the ceiling to the room where the heart was.  As I climbed quickly I came across a gold box with a lock.  I broke open the lock and inside I found a parchment of cloth with writing on it about the condition of certain hearts and what to do or eat to make those hearts better.  He begged me to read the last line of it to him, as if he knew that is what he needed for his own heart.  The last line read something like, "if the heart is the color of plum and deflated to the size of a raisin, then eating strawberries will cure it's ill."  The wizard yelled at me to read it out loud to him but I wouldn't...I couldn't.  I froze.  All I could get out was "strawberries."  He yelled and threatened to curse me but I knew somehow that a curse from him in these caves and in his weak condition wouldn't work.  So I gathered more strength inside myself and consciously left him with just that.  "Strawberries," I said again.  "Eat Strawberries."  The wizard looked shocked and searched my face to see if I was telling him the truth.  He was convinced and he just kind of fell backwards, limply disappointed by the news.  I tossed the box aside and folded up the parchment into my pocket and climbed onward.  


When I reached the gap in the ceiling I crawled through it and onto the floor of a large room.  I could see the heart we were after across this large cavernous room.  It was sitting on a pedistal about 75 yards away.  I could feel I was alone.  I just kept starring at the heart across the room which glowed red and provided the only light in the room.  When I finally took my eyes off the heart I could barley make out the ceiling above me that stood probably 80 or 90 feet up.  The little light from the heart was not enough to see the walls so they must have been well over 80 feet to each side of me.  I knew the room was huge mainly because I could feel how large it was.  The room was like a cathedral in size and it held a reverence about it that made me feel small.  As I slowly walked to the other side of the room each careful step echoed and reverberated off the walls for what seemed like 20 or 30 seconds per step.  While I had a quick thought of people or creatures watching me in the wings, I quelled that worry by just somehow knowing I was alone.  I finally reached the other end of the room and I took a moment to admire the heart before taking it from its resting place.  I reached out to gently take the heart that would save hundreds of people and more importantly a loved one of mine.  I was just about to take the heart into my hands when a loud noise shattered the reverence and I woke up.  

Don't dreams suck sometimes!  

Happy dreaming everyone!

Monday, January 23, 2012

Switching Sides





Length of Shower: 6 minutes on each side --So lately I have been thinking a lot about sides.  Sides of the bed, sides of the car, sides of an issue, sides of my face and mouth, and yes even both sides of that proverbial coin that everyone always talks about.  And these "sides" made me think.

For example, the sides of my mouth.  I realized a few days ago (and this is what started all my thinking) that I always tend to chew my food or "taste" my drinks on the right side of my mouth.  I don't mean the correct side, I mean the literal right-hand side of my mouth.  And so I began to chew my food on the other side (the left side) to see how it was different.  I didn't expect it to be that different to be honest....but it was!  When I chewed my food on the left side it just didn't taste as good.  Like it was blander or lacked flavor somehow.  I mean I could still "taste" it in the very basic and elementary meaning of the word, but the flavor was somehow faded.  When I moved that same morsel of food back to the right-hand side of my mouth the flavors started popping again.  It was amazing!  Like I was tasting it again for the first time.  But then, of course, I started to think maybe something was wrong with the left side of my mouth.  Like I had had some kind of small aural tongue stroke or something.  Why was food tasteless over there but on the other side, a mere few centimeters away, food had the fabulous taste I had always enjoyed?  I couldn't figure it out and the more I experimented with it, the more questions seemed to arise.  I thought maybe I just wasn't using that side of my mouth enough, so I began to chew more food on that side in an effort to "practice" tasting.  But that didn't help either.  So, I settled on the fact that that is just the way my mouth is and that is ok.  I mean, at least half my taste buds work....I guess.

But what about sides of other things?  Like my bed?  I'm single (for now) and I sleep in a queen sized bed. It's interesting to me which side I fall asleep on and which side I wake up on.  Now, what's really interesting is that I go through phases.  There are times where I prefer, and fall asleep easier, on the left side of the bed.  But then there are times when it's the right side.  Most often these phases last months at a time and I can never understand why?  Is my brain somehow keeping track and making sure that my mattress never gets lopsided?  Maybe, I don't know, but it's interesting to me.  And here's the real kicker...sometimes I fall asleep on one side of the bed and wake up on the other.  When and why did I move?  I don't know, but I wish I did.  And finally, what about those rare nights when I have to sleep diagonal!?  I don't know the answer to that either!  Is there something wrong with me?  I hope not.  I choose to think that I'm a high functioning sleeper and there is some kind of hidden genius in the phases and ways that I sleep.  Yeah, I'm just ahead of my time I guess.

Finally I'd like to discuss the expression, "there are two sides to every coin."  Of course there are two sides to every coin!  There are at least two sides to everything!  What genius came up with this phrase?  And why did he/she choose a coin?  Why not a hand or a piece of paper or even a rug!?  Don't we obsess enough about money in our society but now simple expressions have to bring money into them as well?  Ha, not this guy....not anymore.  I will re-invent the phrase and thus transform the world as we know it.  From now I when I use the expression it will be "Well you know...there are two sides to every door."  And people will love it and use it and you will all know that it started with me. Of course the OTHER side to this story is.....